It's A Dirty Job Being Ridiculous, But

The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get All Excited About Nothing - And Then Marry Him.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.

Men Are A Luxury, Not A Necessity.

It Doesn't Always Turn Out. It's Not Always A Happy Ending When Sometimes You Say Things That You Think, And It Goes Against The Grain Of The Larger Group.

Men Aren't Necessities, They're Luxuries.