Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

I'm Not A Role Model, Nor Have I Ever Tried To Be A Role Model. The Only Thing About Me As A Role Model Is I've Managed To Stay Here And Be Working And Survive. For 40 Years.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.