Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

I Just Wanted My Daughter To Grow Up, Get Married, Have Children And Get Divorced Like Everyone Else.

I Never Read In School. I Got Really Bad Grades-d's And F's And C's In Some Classes, And A's And B's In Other Classes. In The Second Week Of The 11th Grade, I Just Quit. When I Was In School, It Was Really Difficult. Almost Everything I Learned, I Had To Learn By Listening. My Report Cards Always Said That I Was Not Living Up To My Potential.

I Can't Listen To My Own Voice, I Don't Like It. You See All Your Mistakes When You Hear Your Voice. You See All Your Imperfections.

I Remember A Great America Where We Made Everything. There Was A Time When The Only Thing You Got From Japan Was A Really Bad Cheap Transistor Radio That Some Aunt Gave You For Christmas.

I've Been Screaming At The Top Of My Lungs At My Family, 'work Out! Work Out! Old Age Is Coming!'