Almost Every Monday I Have A Charity

Ninety Percent Of The Game (baseball) Is Half Mental.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

I Can See How He (sandy Koufax) Won Twenty-five Games. What I Don't Understand Is How He Lost Five.

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I Don’t Think I Could Eat Eight.