The Older You Get, The Funnier Fart

I Like Things That Are Immature And Offbeat And Bizarre. Random Jokes. Weird Stuff. And Stupid. Stupid Is The Highest Compliment A Person Can Pay To Me.

I Do A Lot Of Laughing At My Own Self In Life, So I Think I Come At Things With A Pretty Easygoing View.

It's Just Cool To Be Involved In Something That's That Big And Joyous And Meant To Make People Feel Happy.

Sometimes It Is Difficult To Remember, But Other Times It Is Very Easy To Remember. Sleep Deprivation Is The Killer.

If Something Is Making Us Bored, We Should Probably Keep It Shorter.