As Long As I Get To Be

I'm A Comedian, And I Decided I Wanted To Be A Comedian When I Was Eight Years Old Watching Old Saturday Night Live Episodes. I Never Decided To Be A Rapper Because I'm Not A Rapper.

Class Day Is A Terrible Name For A Day When You Don't Have To Go To Any Class.

It’s Crazy. Since There Have Been Men And Women, There Have Been Funny Women... F**king Idiot-ass Men Keep Saying That Women Aren't Funny. It Makes Me Crazy. I Find It Disgusting And Offensive Every Time.

I Do A Lot Of Laughing At My Own Self In Life, So I Think I Come At Things With A Pretty Easygoing View.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.