As Long As I Get To Be

My Mom Let Me Kind Of Run Free And Be Rowdy. She Encouraged It. I'm A Youngest Child. So I Was Spazzy And Trying To Be Funny To My Older Sisters. It's Kind Of My Role In The Family - Tension Reliever. I Was Funny Or Annoying, Depending On Your Perspective.

It’s Crazy. Since There Have Been Men And Women, There Have Been Funny Women... F**king Idiot-ass Men Keep Saying That Women Aren't Funny. It Makes Me Crazy. I Find It Disgusting And Offensive Every Time.

Class Day Is A Terrible Name For A Day When You Don't Have To Go To Any Class.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

Obviously, Snl Has A Lot Of Viewers, But The Potential For A Movie Is Through The Roof.