The Older I Get, The Faster I

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model, Parents Should Be Role Models.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.