The Older I Get, The Faster I

I Don't Create Controversies. They're There Long Before I Open My Mouth. I Just Bring Them To Your Attention.

I Have Nothing Against Old People; I Want To Be One Myself One Day.

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.