The Number One Rule Of Thieves Is

The Office Of President Is A Bastardized Thing, Half Royalty And Half Democracy That Nobody Knows Whether To Genuflect Or Spit.

Don't Trust A Brilliant Idea Unless It Survives The Hangover.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

The First Funeral For Andrew Goodman Was At Night And It Was A Lot Of Work. To Begin With They Had To Kill Him.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.