The Number One Rule Of Thieves Is

Designed By Architects With Honorable Intentions But Hands Of Palsy.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

All Political Power Is Primarily An Illusion. Illusion. Mirrors And Blue Smoke, Beautiful Blue Smoke Rolling Over The Surface Of Highly Polished Mirrors, First A Thin Veil Of Blue Smoke, Then A Thick Cloud That Suddenly Dissolves Into Wisps Of Blue Smoke, The Mirrors Catching It All, Bouncing It Back And Forth.

I Became A Copy Boy. Not For Long. I Started Writing Stories.

The Auditorium, Named After A Dead Queens Politician Is Windowless In Honor Of The Secrecy In Which He Lived And, Probably, The Bank Vaults He Frequented.