The Neurotic Usually Obeys His Own Golden

A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person.

Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean It.

A Hypochondriac Is One Who Has A Pill For Everything Except What Ails Him.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

We Work For Praise, And Dawdle Once We Have It.