Men Never Know How Tired They Are

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

Most Sermons Sound To Me Like Commercials - But I Can't Make Out Whether God Is The Sponsor Or The Product.

When You Let Money Speak For You, It Drowns Out Anything Else You Meant To Say.

The Chief Reason For Drinking Is The Desire To Behave In A Certain Way, And To Be Able To Blame It On Alcohol.

In Life, As In Restaurants, We Swallow A Lot Of Indigestible Stuff Just Because It Comes With The Dinner.