I Know Which Side My Bread Is

Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet Hate Two-thirds Of What Is In Their Closets.

I Often Pray, Though I'm Not Really Sure Anyone's Listening; And I Phrase It Carefully, Just In Case He's Literary.

What You Can't Get Out Of, Get Into Wholeheartedly.

Men Really Prefer Reasonably Attractive Women; They Go After The Sensational Ones To Impress Other Men.

Character Is What Emerges From All The Little Things You Were Too Busy To Do Yesterday, But Did Anyway.