The Neurotic Longs To Touch Bottom, So

Many Things Can Make You Miserable For Weeks; Few Can Bring You A Whole Day Of Happiness.

The Young Do Not Need God, And The Old Cannot Find Him.

Nobody Ever Loved Anybody Like Everybody Wants To Be Loved.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

Learn A Little Of Anything, And You're Ready To Proselytize.