Few Of Us Could Bear To Have

Men Feel That Women Somehow Drag Them Down, And Women Feel That Way About Men. It's Possible That Both Are Right.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible After Twenty.

Learn A Little Of Anything, And You're Ready To Proselytize.

Neurotic Quarrels Always Have The Same Theme-song: Hate Me And Get It Over With.