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Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

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Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.