The More I Practise, The Luckier I

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

The More I Practise, The Luckier I Become

Wind Is Part Of The British Open. It Is An Examination And It Took Me A Long Time To Pass The Examination. Eighty Per Cent Of The Fellows Out There Have Not Passed The Test.

Everyone Wants To Be Known As A Great Striker Of The Ball For Some Reason. Nobody Wants To Be Called A Lucky, One-putting S.o.b.

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.