The Minute A Thing Is Long And

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

I Wonder If It Isn't Just Cowardice Instead Of Generosity That Makes Us Give Tips.

Our President Delivered His State Of The Union Message To Congress. That Is One Of The Things His Contract Calls For -- To Tell Congress The Condition Of The Country. This Message, As I Say, Is To Congress. The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

America Is A Land Of Opportunity And Don't Ever Forget It.

A Foreigner Coming Here And Reading The Congressional Record Would Say That The President Of The United States Was Elected Solely For The Purpose Of Giving Senators Somebody To Call A Horse Thief.