The Marines Was A Fresh Start -

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.

The Easiest Diet Is, You Know, Eat Vegetables, Eat Fresh Food. Just A Really Sensible Healthy Diet Like You Read About All The Time.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.