The Man Who Says He Is Willing

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Some Problems Are So Complex That You Have To Be Highly Intelligent And Well Informed Just To Be Undecided About Them.

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those Who Admit It, And The Rest Of Us

They Lead Only As The Carved Wooden Figurehead Leads The Ship.