If A Cluttered Desk Is The Sign

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

Don't Believe In Miracles - Depend On Them.

If You Can't Keep Up, Drag Them Down To Your Level.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.