The Man Who Never Makes A Mistake

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

I Don't Know How A Lot Of These Nations Existed As Long As They Have Till We Could Get Some Of Our People Around And Show 'em How To Be Good And Pure Like Us.

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.