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Technocracy Wants To Do Everything By Machinery. Machinery Is Doing Just Fine. If It Can't Kill You, It Will Put You Out Of Work.

A Holding Company Is The People You Give Your Money To While You're Being Searched.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

The United States Investigates Everything - Usually After It's Dead.