Never Tell A Secret To A Bride

A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

Fishing Seems To Be The Favorite Form Of Loafing.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

There Is No Get-rich-quick Scheme Equal To A Poor Girl Marrying A Rich Man.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.