The Man Who Has Everything Figured Out

Progress Has Never Been A Bargain. You Have To Pay For It. Sometimes I Think There's A Man Who Sits Behind A Counter And Says, "all Right, You Can Have A Telephone But You Lose Privacy And The Charm Of Distance. Madam, You May Vote But At A Price. You Lose The Right To Retreat Behind The Powder Puff Or Your Petticoat. Mister, You May Conquer The Air But The Birds Will Lose Their Wonder And The Clouds Will Smell Of Gasoline."

Our Only Competition In The Theater Is Boredom, Because If I'm Bored With A Play, If I'm Revolted By A Play On Stage, With The Broadway Prices, Especially Today, I'm Going To Walk Out And Not Come Back And Pay That Price Again.

I Think Enthusiasm Is The Answer To Passionate Writing.

Darwin Was Wrong! Man's Still An Ape.

The Man Who Has Everything Figured Out Is Probably A Fool.