Darwin Was Wrong! Man's Still An Ape.

When You Lose The Power To Laugh, You Lose Your Power To Think Straight.

Don't Have Any Opinions. They're Bad For Business.

Thou Shalt Not Steal The Shekels Of Thine Audience With A Play Which Doth Not Let Them Know What The Hell Goeth On.

All Experience Helps When You Write.

It's Always Such A Joy That You Wake Up In The Morning And There's Work To Do.