Darwin Was Wrong! Man's Still An Ape.

Cynical? Thats My Fascination. I Do Hateful Things, For Which People Love Me, And Lovable Things For Which They Hate Me. I Am A Friend Of Enemies, The Enemy Of Friends; I Am Admired For My Detestability. I Am Both Poles And The Equator, With No Temperate Zones Between.

It's Always Such A Joy That You Wake Up In The Morning And There's Work To Do.

Thou Shalt Not Steal The Shekels Of Thine Audience With A Play Which Doth Not Let Them Know What The Hell Goeth On.

All Experience Helps When You Write.

Don't Have Any Opinions. They're Bad For Business.