The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

If Mankind Were Only Just What They Pretend To Be, The Problem Of The Millennium Would Be Immediately Solved.

About The Only Difference Between The Poor And The Rich, Is This, The Poor Suffer Misery, While The Rich Have To Enjoy It.

If The World Despises A Hypocrite, What Must They Think Of Him In Heaven?

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.