The Make Up Took About An Hour

I Had To Keep From Laughing When A Male Relative Of Mine Became Concerned About How Often I Danced.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.