The Make Up Took About An Hour

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

Well, You Know What They Say In Hollywood - The Most Important Thing Is Being Sincere, Even If You Have To Fake It.

I Had To Keep From Laughing When A Male Relative Of Mine Became Concerned About How Often I Danced.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.