A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

I'm Satisfied To Go In At The Bottom - That's The Best Way To Learn What Things Are All About.

They Would Glue The Wig To The Front Of My Forehead, And After A While It Would Give Me A Headache.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

The Thin Man Was A Good Break, Because It Was Highly Popular. I Played A Gigolo In It.

When Someone's Acting For A Scene, They Can Fool The Camera. But In Everyday Life, Unless You're Watching And Censoring Yourself Every Minute, Or Spending All Your Time In The Company Of Ladies, What You Feel Is Bound To Show In Your Eyes.