A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

The Make Up Took About An Hour To Put On, But The Wig Was A Thing That Bothered Me More Than Anything Else.

They Would Glue The Wig To The Front Of My Forehead, And After A While It Would Give Me A Headache.

I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine Affairs With Actresses.

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.