A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

When Someone's Acting For A Scene, They Can Fool The Camera. But In Everyday Life, Unless You're Watching And Censoring Yourself Every Minute, Or Spending All Your Time In The Company Of Ladies, What You Feel Is Bound To Show In Your Eyes.

Because Of My Age And Because There's More Work On The Small Screen. What It's Missing In Quality It Makes Up For In Quantity. From An Actor's Selfish Point Of View.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.