A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine Affairs With Actresses.

People Would Read All Kinds Of Reaction Into It, But Tracy Told Me Himself That Half The Time He Was Just Standing Very Still, Trying To Look Sober And Composed. That Takes Nothing Away From Him. The Fact He Got Away With It Was A Tribute To His Talent.

Valentino Was Apparently Gay Or Bisexual. And His Two Lesbian Wives. But Without Any Question, He Had Sex With Men. From Choice. So He Was One Or The Other.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.