A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

When Someone's Acting For A Scene, They Can Fool The Camera. But In Everyday Life, Unless You're Watching And Censoring Yourself Every Minute, Or Spending All Your Time In The Company Of Ladies, What You Feel Is Bound To Show In Your Eyes.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.

But By The Time I Was 40, Everything Was Winding Down. It Started After The War. On The Plus Side, There Was More More Products And Technology. But For Me The Nightlife Was Winding Down, The Glamour, The Fun.