The Lord Said 'let There Be Wheat'

It Is Difficult To Be Funny And Great At The Same Time. Aristophanes And Moliere And Mark Twain Must Sit Below Aristotle And Bossuet And Emerson.

It May Be Those Who Do Most, Dream Most.

In Canada We Have Enough To Do Keeping Up With Two Spoken Languages ... So We Just Go Right Ahead And Use English For Literature, Scotch For Sermons, And American For Conversation.

It Was Einstein Who Made The Real Trouble. He Announced In 1905 That There Was No Such Thing As Absolute Rest. After That There Never Was.

I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue That I Shall Some Day Die, Which Is Not So.