The Lord Gave Us Two Ends -

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

If You Marry A Man Who Cheats On His Wife, You'll Be Married To A Man Who Cheats On His Wife.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.

Find Comfort In The Knowledge That No Imitator Ever Comes Off As Well As The Original.

Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.