A Man Spends The First Half Of

It Is A Mark Of A Superior Mind To Be Able To Disagree Without Being Disagreeable.

A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of A Lovely Sunset.

Remember, It Takes Two To Make An Argument. The One Who Is Wrong Is The One Who Will Be Doing Most Of The Talking.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

No One Knows What A Marriage Is Like Except The Two People In It - And Sometimes One Of Them Doesn't Know.