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A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.