The Longest Word In The World Is

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.