The Local Groceries Are All Out Of

When I Was A Little Kid, Of Course, I Was Brown All Summer. That's Because I Was Free As A Bird- Nothing To Do But Catch Bugs All Day.

Studying Literature At Harvard Is Like Learning About Women At The Mayo Clinic.

The First Time I Walked Into A Library, I Got So Excited I Almost Wet My Pants.

Any Given Generation Gives The Next Generation Advice That The Given Generation Should Have Been Given By The Previous Generation But Now It's Too Late.

I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way I Know My Oysters Died.