The Local Groceries Are All Out Of

Twitter. It's Not A Good Sound, Is It? If It Were Worth Doing, There Would Be A Better Word For It.

I Heard On Public Radio Recently, There's A Thing Called Weed Dating. Singles Get Together In A Garden And Weed And Then They Take Turns, They Keep Matching Up With Other People. Two People Will Weed Down One Row And Switch Over With Two Other People. It's In Vermont. I Don't Think I'd Be Very Good At Weed Dating.

The Last Time Somebody Said, 'i Find I Can Write Much Better With A Word Processor', I Replied, 'they Used To Say The Same Thing About Drugs'.

I Like Weeding, But I Tend To Think Of It As A Solitary Activity.

I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.