I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way

I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way I Know My Oysters Died.

I Like Weeding, But I Tend To Think Of It As A Solitary Activity.

People Don't Necessarily Want Or Need To Be Done Unto As You Would Have Them Do Unto You. They Want To Be Done Unto As They Want To Be Done Unto.

It's My Belief That Sanity Lies In Realizing That Reality Is Not Exactly What We Had In Mind.

The Legendary Yet Factual Curtis Wilkie Has Been The Right Man In The Right Place At An Uncanny Number Of Extraordinary Times.