I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way

A Dog Will Make Eye Contact. A Cat Will, Too, But A Cat's Eyes Don't Even Look Entirely Warm-blooded To Me, Whereas A Dog's Eyes Look Human Except Less Guarded. A Dog Will Look At You As If To Say, "what Do You Want Me To Do For You? I'll Do Anything For You." Whether A Dog Can In Fact, Do Anything For You If You Don't Have Sheep (i Never Have) Is Another Matter. The Dog Is Willing.

That's American English For You: More Roots Than A Mangrove Swamp.

It Was Easy To Make Fun Of Bush, But It Was Sort Of Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel And It Didn't Really Feel All That Good Because It Was So Easy To Do. I Would Much Rather Live Under A Thoughtful President. Even If It Makes It Harder To Be Funny About Politics, It Makes It More Interesting To Be Funny About Politics.

Many A Person Has Been Saved From Summer Alcoholism, Not To Mention Hypertoxicity, By Dostoyevsky.

Mozart Combined High Formality And Playfulness That Delights As No Other Composition In Any Other Medium Does.