The Lion And The Calf Shall Lie

I Think [aging] Has Nothing To Recommend It. You Don't Gain Any Wisdom As The Years Go By. You Fall Apart, Is What Happens. People Try And Put A Nice Varnish On It, And Say, Well, You Mellow. You Come To Understand Life And Accept Things. But You'd Trade All Of That For Being 35 Again.

I'm Not A Drinker, My Body Won't Tolerate...eh...spirits, Really. I Had Two Martinis New Years Eve And I Tried To Hi-jack An Elevator And Fly It To Cuba.

All People Know The Same Truth. Our Lives Consist Of How We Choose To Distort It.

I Tended To Place My Wife Under A Pedestal.

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.