Astronomers Say The Universe Is Finite, Which

There Is Dignity In Suffering; Nobility In Pain; But Failure Is A Salted Wound, That Burns And Burns Again!

I've Always Had An Easy Time Directing Actors Because I Always Hire Ones That Are Great Before I Get My Hands On Them.

Umlaut Snaps Around And We Cut To A Blond Apparition In Her Early Twenties, Clearly Descended From Olympus By Way Of Hugh Hefner's Mansion.

My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were So Beautiful I Got Another Analyst.

Is Old Age Really So Terrible? Not If You've Brushed Your Teeth Faithfully.