The Kid Is The Best Thing That

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.

No One Wants To Get Their Ass Beat To A Soundtrack.

I Just Like Seeing People. I Just Like Meeting People. I Like Finding Out New Walks Of Life And New Ideas.

I Get A Little Heated When I Talk About The Past. But I Wanted To Be Clear - I'm Not Mad At Anybody - Not Anymore.