America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

What That’s Allowed Me To Do Is Have A Vantage Point About My Own Life That's Accessible To People Still. I Could See A Guy Walking Down The Street And Be Like, Even Though I'm Famous, I Got More In Common With This Guy Than, Like, Brad Pitt.

I Don't Really Frick With Africa Cause People Are Starving To Death And That's Not Ballin' To Me.

If You Don't Have The Right People Around You And You're Moving At A Million Miles An Hour You Can Lose Yourself.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

You Get Sick Of Jokes, You Know. Either I Do Them On Tv, And Then You Worry, Like, "oh, Everyone's Gonna See It," So You Chuck It, Or You Just Get Sick Of Saying It. After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.