America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

There's A Lot Of People Who Don't Want Anything From Me But To Laugh And Have A Good Time. You See Them At The Show And They Like - They Dress Up To Come See Your Show And Stuff. And They Pack These Auditoriums And It's A Lot Of Fun, Man. It's Like, This Is How I Started, And It's Still Fun For Me.

I Still Think People Do Have Racial Hang-ups, But I Think One Of The Reasons I Can Joke About It Is People Are Shedding Those Racial Hatreds.

I Was 23. When You're 23, Your Concern Is Not For The Greater Good Of Humanity. I Didn't Feel Like I Was Unleashing An Evil On Society Or Anything. At The Time, That's What I Was Into, And I Did A Movie About It.

Listen, Here It Is: Technically, I Never Quit. I'm Seven Years Late For Work.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.