The Joy Of Joys Is The Person

If God Had Intended For Women To Wear Slacks, He Would Have Constructed Them Differently.

To Be A Good Sportsman, One Must Be A Stoic And Never Show Rancor In Defeat, Or Triumph In Victory, Or Irritation, No Matter What Annoyance Is Encountered. One Who Can Not Help Sulking, Or Explaining, Or Protesting When The Loser, Or Exulting When The Winner, Has No Right To Take Part In Games Or Contests.

The Only Occasion When The Traditions Of Courtesy Permit A Hostess To Help Herself Before A Woman Guest Is When She Has Reason To Believe The Food Is Poisoned.

In Popular Houses Where Visitors Like To Go Again And Again, There Is Always A Happy Combination Of Some Attention On The Part Of The Hostess And The Perfect Freedom Of The Guests To Occupy Their Time As They Choose.

The Letter We All Love To Receive Is One That Carries So Much Of The Writer’s Personality That She Seems To Be Sitting Beside Us, Looking At Us Directly And Talking Just As She Really Would, Could She Have Come On A Magic Carpet, Instead Of Sending Her Proxy In Ink-made Characters On Mere Paper.