A Gentleman Should Never Take His Hat

To Make A Pleasant And Friendly Impression Is Not Alone Good Manners, But Equally Good Business.

Alas! It Is True: "be Polite To Bores And So Shall You Have Bores Always Round About You."

The Fact That Slang Is Apt And Forceful Makes Its Use Irresistibly Tempting. Coarse Or Profane Slang Is Beside The Mark, But "flivver," "taxi," The "movies," "deadly" (meaning Dull), "feeling Fit," "feeling Blue," "grafter," A "fake," "grouch," "hunch" And "right O!" Are Typical Of Words That It Would Make Our Spoken Language Stilted To Exclude.

There Is A Big Deposit Of Sympathy In The Bank Of Love, But Don't Draw Out Little Sums Every Hour Or So - So That By And By, When Perhaps You Need It Badly, It Is All Drawn Out And You Yourself Don't Know How Or On What It Was Spent.

People Who Picnic Along The Public Highway Leaving A Clutter Of Greasy Paper And Swill (not A Pretty Name, But Neither Is It A Pretty Object!) For Other People To Walk Or Drive Past, And To Make A Breeding Place For Flies, And Furnish Nourishment For Rats, Choose A Disgusting Way To Repay The Land-owner For The Liberty They Took In Temporarily Occupying His Property.