The Ipod Is Genius. I Have 300.

Who Buys French Cars? Not Me.

Sunglasses Are Like Eye Shadow: They Make Everything Look Younger And Pretty

It Would Have Been Difficult To Have An Ugly Daughter.

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I Don't Want To Look Sloppy, Because Then I Feel Sloppy