Stuff Your Brain With Knowledge.

When I Was Four, I Asked My Mother For A Valet For My Birthday.

I Like Newspapers. Maybe The Ipad Is Very Modern And Everything, And I'm Not Against It, But I Like The Physical Contact. And The Physical Contact Of Metal And Glass Is Not As Sensuous As Paper.

Dieting Is The Only Game Where You Win When You Lose!

The Smell Of A Freshly Printed Book Is The Best Smell In The World.

I Am A Black Diamond, Unfaceted. Black Diamonds Are Rare, Hard To Cut, And Therefore Uncommercial.