It's Never Too Early To Care About

I Live My Memoirs, I Don’t Have To Write Them Down.

Sweatpants Are A Sign Of Defeat. You Lost Control Of Your Life So You Bought Some Sweatpants.

My Life Is Based On Change. What I Say Is Ok For The Next Ten Minutes, Then I Change My Mind.

Sunglasses Are Like Eye Shadow: They Make Everything Look Younger And Pretty

Fur Is Not Murder, But It Is Quite Expensive.