The Idealist Walks On Tiptoe, The Materialist

Women Make Us Poets, Children Make Us Philosophers.

Monkeys Are Superior To Men In This: When A Monkey Looks Into A Mirror, He Sees A Monkey.

The Family Is A Court Of Justice Which Never Shuts Down For Night Or Day.

The Idealist Walks On Tiptoe, The Materialist On His Heels.

Laughter Is Regional: A Smile Extends Over The Whole Face.