Laughter Is Regional: A Smile Extends Over

A Women Knows How To Keep Quiet When She Is In The Right, Whereas A Man, When He Is In The Right, Will Keep On Talking.

The Man Who Can Make Others Laugh Secures More Votes For A Measure Than The Man Who Forces Them To Think.

The Idealist Walks On Tiptoe, The Materialist On His Heels.

Women Eat While They Are Talking; Men Talk While They Are Eating.

The Flower In The Vase Smiles, But No Longer Laughs.