The Hills Are Alive With The Sound

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A Smack!

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.