The Highest Philosophers, In Explaining The Mystery

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

Method Is The Arithmetic Of Success.

Most People When They Come To You For Advice, Come To Have Their Own Opinions Strengthened, Not Corrected.