You Know You Must Be Doing Something

Everyone Who Wants To Make It In Comedy Goes To L.a., So A Million Comedians Fight For Time On Three Stages. If You Get In There In New York, You're Working Eight Times A Night Sometimes. Who's Going To Be Funny, The Guy Who Works Once A Week, Or The Guy Working Eight Times A Night?

Ralph Nader Has Slavery Reparations On His Platform, Which Makes Me Think He's Not Serious. If He Thought He Could Win He Wouldn't Even Say That.

I Got Real Important Relationships In My Life That Are Very Empowering Relationships.

The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

The Language You Are About To Hear... Is Disturbing.