You Know You Must Be Doing Something

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

There's Not Too Many People That Don't Think I'm Crazy, For Walking Away From So Much Money. I'm At A Restaurant With My Wife, It's A Nice Restaurant, We're Eating Dinner. I Look Across The Room, I Say, 'you See This Guy Over Here, Across The Room? He Has $100 Million.' And We're Eating The Same Entree. So, Ok, Fine, I Don't Have $50 Million Or Whatever It Was, But Say I Have $10 Million In The Bank. The Difference In Lifestyle Is Miniscule.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

You Can't Get Unfamous. You Can Get Infamous But You Can't Get Unfamous.