The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories; And

My Father Wanted Me To Play Pro Football, And He Didn't Like The Fact That I'd Left School. And He Said, "it Takes A Man To Play Football. And Any Fool Can Go Up On The Stage And Make An Ass Of Himself.

When I Was A Child, I Was Living In The Housing Projects Of Philadelphia. I Didn't Even Have A Christmas Tree.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

I Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About All The People Who Love You, Don't Cry Over The One Person Who Doesn't.

Men And Women Belong To Different Species And Communications Between Them Is Still In Its Infancy.