We're Not Raising Children With The Love

Children Today Know More About Sex Than I Or My Father Did.

Why Do Kids Always Say Peace Out, I Though Peace Was In.

That's Why Ears Have Cartilage, To Keep Them From Flapping.

Fathers Are The Geniuses Of The House Because Only A Person As Intelligent As We Could Fake Such Stupidity.

And To Those People With No Children But Who Think They'd Like To Have Them Some Day To Fulfill Their Lives. Remember: With Fulfillment Comes Responsibility.