The Hardest Part Of The Day Is

Cookies At Both Of Them. The Cookies Are Probably Better At Letterman Though.

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!

I Love Writing Stand-up So Much And Tinkering And Looking For Ideas.

I Have More Pictures Of My Children Than My Father Ever Looked At Me.

Most Of My Material Is , It Doesn't Necessarily Involve A Lot Of Editing. So Even The Show With The World Meeting Of Families In Philadelphia, I Don't Have To Worry About Some Of The Material Being Inappropriate.