My Comedy Is Romanticized Laziness.

Smiling Babies Should Actually Be Categorized By The Pharmaceutical Industry As A Powerful Antidepressant.

As An Actor, You Deal With So Much Rejection And Humiliation. When The Good Things Come Around, You Tend Not To Trust Your Instincts.

Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine. It's Like, "take That, Lipitor."

I Don't Want People To Think I Believe In God.

A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind Of Keep Me Grounded.